(Source: daphneemarie, via palahniukandchocolate)
(Source: daphneemarie, via palahniukandchocolate)
wow a link called “if you know me from school” that leads to the delete account page
oh goodness me how incomprehensibly clever i am just baffled by your wit oh dear lord my diaphragm cannot take this much hysterical laughter whoops there goes my bladder ah friend how i am giddied by your angsty teenage bloggery
(via sylvester-calzone)
You’re the teacher? My daughter didn’t describe you as being so, uh…so symmetrical.
It was the best of times: i.e., Matt Bomer exists
It was the worst of times: i.e., Matt Bomer will never love me
(via shubaka)