May 2012
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“You should date an illiterate girl.
Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in...”
– Charles Warnke (via monocled—misanthrope)
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Ryan left Pokemon Stadium at the lake house and now we can’t play it why why whyyyyyyyyy
“No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via blua)
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I’ll be eighteen in a few days.
Huh.
More importantly, Euro 2012 is about to start (!!!) and watching a soccer tournament is obviously more significant to me than becoming an actual adult and stuff.
the-vashta-nerada:
jesus christ don’t ask...
epitomeofgreatness:
People who pour the milk before the cereal are the same people complaining about getting cyber bullied.
misanderysoncooper:
i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
steeples:
The problem with America isn’t the economy or any social issues, the problem with America is that John Krasinski is such a beautiful, talented human but he’s doing Esurance commercials.
Brittany gets me
melliflu0us:
when girls brag about playing pokemon or COD or something
breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
“There is no intensity of love or feeling that does not involve the risk of...”
– William Burroughs (via pluiefine)
“But, like ivy, we grow where there is room for us. She seemed to have room for...”
– No one belongs here more than you by Miranda July (via aproposofhip)
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